Sunday, May 25, 2008
1). "Are they all getting married?????" (In reference to the 8 bridesmaids and groomsmen.)
2). "When are they gonna kiss??? That guy is such a blabber mouth!!!!!" (In reference to the priest.)
3). "I just walked up to the lady that got married and asked her when they are gonna cut the cake." (In reference to the bride and the late hour.)
Good God, this girl is a veritable hoot! And an embarrassment! But so flippin cute!
Saturday, May 17, 2008
So, Grace being the ever competitive soul, says, "well, what about Sydney, she's the messiest thing on the planet." Hmmmmm, good point. And while I didn't think she would give two shits about a star, I thought, what the hell, if it makes Grace feel the fairness, why not?
And would you believe, she actually gives a shit!! Well, not a big one, but big enough for this:
And by 'brush hair' I mean without screaming bloody murder...and she actually did it. Grace was less than thrilled, seeing that she has already lost several stars. But, hey, it was her idea. Maybe she'll keep her mouth closed next time!! Of course, she had to tell Sydney "good job" and she said it with as much enthusiasm as the teens from Pump It Up. Hahahahahaha! Oh how I love the irony that is called life.
Oh yeah, baby.