She didn't want to perform in the theater as a little lamb. She wanted to sit on my lap and watch the other children perform the worst Christmas play to date. But, nooooooooo, her "teacher" wanted her to sit with the other children and sing the songs.
But she didn't want to.
(who is that poor motherless child in the background?)
And so I am the mother and I get to make those decisions. So she sat on my lap.
And was a happy little lamb.